Love this article:
“The SNP plan to centralise police services and reduce the number of forces has gone down like a thrash metal anthem at a tea dance.”
“Tavish Scott looks like “a nice person”. Then a lady who had previously claimed not to be following the election, or to have a clue about what was going on, pipes up. “I saw him on a quad bike on telly last night.” The image of the geography teacher of Scottish politics on board a macho four-wheeled vehicle silences the table. For at least ten seconds.”